the name's Alex :)

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

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HARRY POTTER SPELLS: a summary

(Source: ofabeautifulnight, via phoenixllamicorn)

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basedgosh:

earthnation:

y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

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theonewhosawitall:

my-life-as-a-jedi:

incognito-author:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE
I was murdered by ET…..

Spiders must kill a shit load of people

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Steve Carlsberg (via nightshadetears)

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We all so often fail at what we want to do. That’s ok. As long as we understand our failure. As long as we see it.
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